Kirby The Konspiracy Boy, RIP
Oh No! They've Killed Kirby!!
On July 4, 1999, Kirby the Konspiracy Boy was found dead in a Nevada motel, suspiciously near Area 51.
The cause of death has been ruled "natural causes."
Who are they kidding?
We at The Konformist know otherwise, and bet our faithful readers are hip to what is going on.
Therefore, we urge you all to send in your theory and/or explanation for who REALLY killed Kirby, with any and all accompanying evidence.
JUSTICE demands that this crime be solved. We must stand up to the vicious konspiracy, and JUST SAY "NO!"
Please send Kirby Kill Konspiracy Theory to firstname.lastname@example.org
The curious case of Kirby the Konspiracy Boy gets more interesting. Here are some clues and facts that have been provided by readers:
There was no autopsy performed.
Reportedly, DNA samples under the nails were destroyed before tests were done.
Kirby had been in Arkansas a few days prior to death.
He had also visited Plattsburgh Air Force base in N.Y.
And Washington, D.C.
Kirby The Konspiracy Boy Says, "I NEED 2 KONFORM!!!"