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REVOLT AGAINST THE EMPIRE: Welcome to the Great Boycott
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Beast of the Year 2008 The votes are in, and The Konformist readers have spoken. Alberto Gonzales is your choice for the 2008 Beast of the Year - a choice that is well deserved. The Bush Team came in with an attack on the Constitution, both in the theft of the 2000 election and the infamous Supreme Court Bush V. Gore ruling. The attacks on the Constitution became a hallmark of the Bush years, and nobody was a more key player for these attacks than Gonzales, first as Bush's legal counsel and then as his Attorney General. Though Gonzales is no longer with the Bush Team, his years of service still make him a potent symbol for the Bushistas constitutional crimes. Runner-Up: In the unlikely event that Gonzales can no longer fill its duties as Beast of the Year, Nancy Pelosi is ready to take over the crown. Rest assured the BOTY trophy is in good hands either way. And indeed, it is important to note just how close the voting was this year: though a part of the Bush Team did win Beast of the Year for the eighth consecutive year, it was a close call, as if Konformist voters now are almost as disgusted with the cowardly and criminal complicity of the Democrat Party over the last eight years as they are with Bush and his cronies. In any case, we salute you, Dubya and his police state. Congratulations, and keep up the great work!!! Beast of the Year 2006 - Hurricane Katrina Beast of the Year 2005 - Karl Rove Beast of the Year 2004 - The Right-Wing Media Whores Coalition Beast of the Year 2003 - Donald "Redrum" Rumsfeld Beast of the Year 2002- The Shrub Military-Industrial Police State Beast of the Year 2001- The George W. Bush Votescam 2000 Beast of the Year 1999 - Jerry Springer Beast of the Year 1998 - Phil Knight
Volume 11 Beasts Treasury Secretary March 2008: Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, John McCain, Mitt Romney & Fred Thompson Class of '08 Loser GOP Candidates Taliban Leader Deadly Food Additive December 2007: Pervez Musharraf Pakistan Dictator House Speaker Chairman & CEO, Blackwater USA NFL Quarterback Oklahoma Senator Annoying Daytime TV Talk Show Attorney General "Shock Jock" Radio Host Two-Time Presidential Election Loser ExxonMobil CEO February 2007: Kevin "K-Fed" Federline & Nick Lachey Dubious Pop Singer Celebrities Disgraced Evangelist Preacher GOP Senate Re-election Loser GOP Kreepy Kongressional Korruption CBS News Anchor Israeli Defense Minister Losing Mexican Presidential Candidate AT&T CEO June 2006: George W. Bush's Secret Police Constitutional Threat Immigrant-bashing Politician (Links coming soon) April 2006: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad March 2006: Bode Miller February 2006: Samuel Alito January 2006: Kenneth Blackwell December 2005: Treasongate November 2005: John Roberts October 2005: Hurricane Katrina September 2005: Paris Hilton August 2005: Gordon Brown July 2005: John Snow June 2005: Pope Benedict XVI May 2005: Barry Bonds (Links coming soon) April 2005: "Jeff Gannon" March 2005: Ayad Allawi February 2005: Michelle Malkin January 2005: Yulia Tymoshenko December 2004: Tom Daschle November 2004: Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, Zell Miller & Sinclair Broadcasting October 2004: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi September 2004: Karl Rove August 2004: Howard Kaloogian July 2004: Kobe Bryant June 2004: The Iraqi Quagmire May 2004: Condoleeza Rice Haitian Coup Leader CBS President Wal-Mart CEO Gigantic Gas-Guzzling SUV Diebold CEO House Majority Leader October 2003 - Lionel Chetwynd DC 9/11 Writer-Producer September 2003 - Paul Wolfowitz Neocon Iraq War Architect August 2003 - Uday & Qusay Hussein Saddam's Wacky Sons July 2003 - Ari "The Felcher" Fleischer Shrub Press Secretary Country Music Singer May 2003 - The Right-Wing Media Whores Coalition Orwellian Propaganda Network April 2003 - Donald "Redrum" Rumsfeld Overtly Psychopathic Defense Secretary March 2003 - Bumfights & Reality Television from Hell Sleazy Appetite for Distraction Fad Kreepy Orwellian Attorney General Moderate Republican Senator California Governor British Prime Minister Sadistically Cruel American Idol Judge Titanic Business & Political Scandal Mouth-Foaming Right-Wing Bimbo Ultra-Right French Political Leader Telecom Titans Gone Bad Failed Venezuelan Coup Leader Zimbabwe Prime Minister International Olympic Committee President February 2002 - Domingo Cavallo Disgraced Argentinean Financial Czar Microsoft CEO December 2001 - General Adbul Rashid Dostum Northern Alliance Warlord November 2001 - Osama Bin Laden Freedom Fighter October 2001 - The Shrub Military-Industrial Police State American Terrorist Network September 2001 - Silvio Berlusconi Fascist Italian Prime Minister August 2001 - Richard "Donkey Dick" Cheney vice "president" and Shrub Energy Policy Czar Big-Budget Blowhard Director "Gang of Five" Supreme Court Mastermind May 2001 - Christine Todd Whitman Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Fugitive Financier and Klinton Pardon Recipient Enron Corporation Chairman February 2001 - William Kennard Federal Communications Commission Chairman January 2001 - Vladimiro Montesinos Shadowy Peruvian Intelligence Chief December 2000 - The George W. Bush Votescam 2000 Election Swindlers Provocative Israeli Terrorist Ford Motor Company CEO September 2000 - George W. Bush and Al Gore "Decision" 2000 August 2000 - Colonel James Hiett Former "Drug War" Commander in Colombia July 2000 - Dr. J. Craig Venter Celera Genomics President CEO, Recording Industry Association of American (RIAA) Washington, D.C. Police Chief April 2000 -Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire? and William J. "Pete" Knight Mockers of Marriage Austrian Fascist Politician February 2000 - Barry McCaffrey Drug Czar Russian Leader National Transportation Safety Board Chairman November 1999 - The World Trade Organization (WTO) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) Instruments of Global Control FBI "Hostage Rescue" Team Head Hate Group Superstar August 1999 - Mary Frances Berry Pacifica Foundation Chair Chinese Kapitalist Kingpin Bubble Gum Pop Mephistopheles Korporate Chemical Giant U.S. Secretary of Defense New York Mayor Millennium Bug Madness Exxon Chairman and Chief Executive December 1998 - Congressman Henry Hyde Two-Faced GOP Leader November 1998 - Reverend Fred Phelps "Christian" Minister, Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas October 1998 - Charles Hurwitz Financial Swindler & Ecological Terrorist Klintonian Sex Scandal CNN President July 1998 - Richard Mellon Scaife Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Kingpin Indonesian Genocidal Dictator Trash TV Talk Show Host April 1998 - The U. S. Department of Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration Government "Watchdogs" CBS "News" Anchorman February 1998 - Emma, Geri, Mel B, Mel C, & Victoria The Spice Girls January 1998 - James Kallstrom Chief FBI "Investigator", TWA Flight 800 December 1997 - Terrance Gainer Illinois State Police Director Totalitarian Chinese President October 1997 - Queen Elizabeth II International Crime Syndicate Figurehead September 1997 - Cassini Space Probe NASA Mad Scientist Project Editor, The San Jose Mercury News July 1997 - U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel Michael Aquino High Priest, Temple of Set CEO, The Nike Corporation May 1997 - Dr. Louis Jolyon "Jolly" West CIA "Cult Expert" and Brainwasher
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