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Kirby Says, "Buy My Products!!!" Please Visit Our Classified Ads Home Page Related Links Classified Ads What's Hot!!! Regular Issues Special Issues Beast Of The Month Robalini The Vault Klearinghouse The Konformist Blog The Konformist Newswire Order Feral House Books here	The Konformist Blog The Konformist Newswire   Beast of the Year 2013: Jerry Sandusky The votes are in, and The Konformist readers have spoken. Jerry Sandusky is your choice for the 2013 Beast of the Year - a choice that is well deserved. If there is any lesson to be learned in this year's BOTY victory, it's this: people don't like child molestors. That succinctly explains how Sandusky won an award normally garnered by someone or something heavily inovled in control of the political or economic system. Not that political control is completely missing from the Sandusky sex abuse scandal: left uninvestigated are allegations that wealthy individuals were involved in sex abuse as well, which would explain the unusually speedy trial Sandusky faced. Runner-Up: Justin Bieber In the unlikely event that Sandusky can no longer fill his duties as Beast of the Year, Justin Bieber is ready to take over the crown. Rest assured the BOTY trophy is in good hands either way. In any case, we salute you, Jerry and Justin. Congratulations, and keep up the great work, dudes!!! Beast of the Year 2012: Paul Ryan Beast of the Year 2011: Obamacare Beast of the Year 2010: Glenn Beck Beast of the Year 2009 - The Wall Street $700 Billion Bailout Swindle Beast of the Year 2008 - Alberto Gonzales Beast of the Year 2007 - George W. Bush Beast of the Year 2006 - Hurricane Katrina Beast of the Year 2005 - Karl Rove Beast of the Year 2004 - The Right-Wing Media Whores Coalition Beast of the Year 2003 - Donald "Redrum" Rumsfeld Beast of the Year 2002- The Shrub Military-Industrial Police State Beast of the Year 2001- The George W. Bush Votescam 2000 Beast of the Year 2000 - The World Trade Organization (WTO) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) Beast of the Year 1999 - Jerry Springer Beast of the Year 1998 - Phil Knight   Volume 16 Beasts (Links coming soon) April 2013: Cardinal Keith O’Brien March 2013: Zero Dark Thirty February 2013: Piers Morgan January 2013: Benjamin Netanyahu December 2012: SuperPACs November 2012: Todd Akin October 2012: Innocence of Muslims September 2012: Dan Cathy August 2012: Justin Beiber July 2012: Jerry Sandusky June 2012: Nicolas Sarkozy May 2012: Rupert Murdoch Volume 15 Beasts (Links coming soon) April 2012: Joseph Kony & Kony 2012 March 2012: Terry Gou February 2012: Chris Dodd January 2012: Eric Holder December 2011: Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney & Rick Santorum November 2011: Brian Moynihan October 2011: Peter King September 2011: Jersey Shore August 2011: John Lipsky July 2011: Ken Feinberg June 2011: Paul Ryan May 2011: Fukushima Nuclear Disaster Volume 14 Beasts (Links coming soon) April 2011: Scott Walker March 2011: Hosni Mubarak February 2011: The Bowl Championship Series January 2011: Alan Simpson December 2010: Janet Napolitano November 2010: Teabaggers October 2010: Pamela Geller September 2010: Ben Roethlisberger August 2010: Geert Wilders July 2010: Tony Hayward June 2010: Russell Pearce May 2010: Obamacare Volume 13 Beasts  (Links coming soon) April 2010: Akio Toyoda March 2010: Jay Leno February 2010: 2012 January 2010: Ben Bernanke December 2009: Lloyd Blankfein November 2009: Thorborn Jagland October 2009: Billy Tauzin September 2009: The Hills, The Jonas Brothers & Twilight August 2009: Roberto Micheletti July 2009: Glenn Beck June 2009: Alex Rodriguez May 2009: Timothy Geithner Volume 12 Beasts April 2009: Rick Santelli Pseudo-populist Cable Shill March 2009: Uwe Boll Grade Z Movie Director February 2009: Bernie Madoff Ponzi Scheme Con Artist January 2009: Rick Wagoner CEO, General Motors December 2008: Al From Democratic Leadership Council Kingpin November 2008: Sarah Palin Republican VP Candidate October 2008: The Wall Street $700 Billion Bailout Swindle Gigantic Financial Scam September 2008: Zbigniew Brzezinski Obama Foreign Policy Guru August 2008: Hu Jintao Chinese President July 2008: Barack Obama Democratic Presidential Candidate June 2008: Robert Gates Defense Secretary May 2008: Roger Clemens Cooperstown Caliber Major League Pitcher Volume 11 Beasts April 2008: Henry Paulson Treasury Secretary March 2008: Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, John McCain, Mitt Romney & Fred Thompson Class of '08 Loser GOP Candidates February 2008: Mullah Omar Taliban Leader January 2008: Trans Fats Deadly Food Additive December 2007: Pervez Musharraf Pakistan Dictator November 2007: Nancy Pelosi House Speaker October 2007: Erik Prince Chairman & CEO, Blackwater USA September 2007: Michael Vick NFL Quarterback August 2007: James Inhofe Oklahoma Senator July 2007: The View Annoying Daytime TV Talk Show June 2007: Alberto Gonzales Attorney General May 2007: Don Imus "Shock Jock" Radio Host Volume 10 Beasts April 2007: George W. Bush Two-Time Presidential Election Loser March 2007: Rex Tillerson ExxonMobil CEO February 2007: Kevin "K-Fed" Federline & Nick Lachey Dubious Pop Singer Celebrities January 2007: Ted Haggard Disgraced Evangelist Preacher December 2006: George Allen GOP Senate Re-election Loser November 2006: Jack Abramoff, Randy "Duke" Cunningham, Tom DeLay, Mark Foley, & the Military Commissions Act GOP Kreepy Kongressional Korruption October 2006: Katie Couric CBS News Anchor September 2006: Amir Peretz Israeli Defense Minister August 2006: Felipe Calderon Losing Mexican Presidential Candidate July 2006: Ed Whitacre AT&T CEO June 2006: George W. Bush's Secret Police Constitutional Threat May 2006:  Tom Tancredo Immigrant-bashing Politician Volume 9 Beasts (Links coming soon) April 2006: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad March 2006: Bode Miller February 2006: Samuel Alito January 2006: Kenneth Blackwell December 2005: Treasongate November 2005: John Roberts October 2005: Hurricane Katrina September 2005: Paris Hilton August 2005: Gordon Brown July 2005: John Snow June 2005: Pope Benedict XVI May 2005: Barry Bonds Volume 8 Beasts (Links coming soon) April 2005: "Jeff Gannon" March 2005: Ayad Allawi February 2005: Michelle Malkin January 2005: Yulia Tymoshenko December 2004: Tom Daschle November 2004: Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, Zell Miller & Sinclair Broadcasting October 2004: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi September 2004: Karl Rove August 2004: Howard Kaloogian July 2004: Kobe Bryant June 2004: The Iraqi Quagmire May 2004: Condoleeza Rice Volume 7 Beasts April 2004 - Guy Philippe Haitian Coup Leader March 2004 - Leslie Moonves CBS President February 2004 - Lee Scott Wal-Mart CEO January 2004 - The Hummer Gigantic Gas-Guzzling SUV December 2003 - Walden O'Dell Diebold CEO November 2003 - Tom DeLay House Majority Leader October 2003 - Lionel Chetwynd DC 9/11 Writer-Producer September 2003 - Paul Wolfowitz Neocon Iraq War Architect August 2003 - Uday & Qusay Hussein Saddam's Wacky Sons July 2003 - Ari "The Felcher" Fleischer Shrub Press Secretary June 2003 - Darryl Worley Country Music Singer May 2003 - The Right-Wing Media Whores Coalition Orwellian Propaganda Network Volume 6 Beasts April 2003 - Donald "Redrum" Rumsfeld Overtly Psychopathic Defense Secretary March 2003 - Bumfights & Reality Television from Hell Sleazy Appetite for Distraction Fad February 2003 - John Ashcroft Kreepy Orwellian Attorney General January 2003 - Trent Lott Moderate Republican Senator December 2002 - Gray Davis California Governor  November 2002 - Tony Blair British Prime Minister October 2002 - Simon Cowell Sadistically Cruel American Idol Judge September 2002 - Enrongate Titanic Business & Political Scandal August 2002- Ann Coulter Mouth-Foaming Right-Wing Bimbo July 2002 - Jean-Marie Le Pen Ultra-Right French Political Leader June 2002 - Gerald Levin (AOL Time Warner), C. Michael Armstrong (AT&T), John Rigas (Adelphia), Gary Winnick (Global Crossing) & Bernie Ebbers (WorldCom) Telecom Titans Gone Bad May 2002 - Pedro Carmona Failed Venezuelan Coup Leader Volume 5 Beasts  April 2002 - Robert Mugabe Zimbabwe Prime Minister March 2002 - Jacques Rogge International Olympic Committee President February 2002 - Domingo Cavallo Disgraced Argentinean Financial Czar January 2002 - Steve Ballmer Microsoft CEO December 2001 - General Adbul Rashid Dostum Northern Alliance Warlord November 2001 - Osama Bin Laden Freedom Fighter October 2001 - The Shrub Military-Industrial Police State American Terrorist Network September 2001 - Silvio Berlusconi Fascist Italian Prime Minister August 2001 - Richard "Donkey Dick" Cheney vice "president" and Shrub Energy Policy Czar July 2001- Michael Bay Big-Budget Blowhard Director June 2001 - Antonin Scalia "Gang of Five" Supreme Court Mastermind May 2001 - Christine Todd Whitman Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Volume 4 Beasts April 2001 - Marc Rich Fugitive Financier and Klinton Pardon Recipient March 2001 - Kenneth Lay Enron Corporation Chairman February 2001 - William Kennard Federal Communications Commission Chairman January 2001 - Vladimiro Montesinos Shadowy Peruvian Intelligence Chief December 2000 - The George W. Bush Votescam 2000 Election Swindlers November 2000 - Ariel Sharon Provocative Israeli Terrorist October 2000 - Jacques Nasser Ford Motor Company CEO September 2000 - George W. Bush and Al Gore "Decision" 2000 August 2000 - Colonel James Hiett Former "Drug War" Commander in Colombia July 2000 - Dr. J. Craig Venter Celera Genomics President June 2000 - Hilary Rosen CEO, Recording Industry Association of American (RIAA) May 2000 - Charles Ramsey Washington, D.C. Police Chief Volume 3 Beasts  April 2000 -Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire? and William J. "Pete" Knight Mockers of Marriage March 2000 - Joerg Haider Austrian Fascist Politician February 2000 - Barry McCaffrey Drug Czar January 2000 - Vladimir Putin Russian Leader December 1999 - Jim Hall National Transportation Safety Board Chairman November 1999 - The World Trade Organization (WTO) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) Instruments of Global Control October 1999 - Richard Rogers FBI "Hostage Rescue" Team Head September 1999 - Matt Hale Hate Group Superstar August 1999 - Mary Frances Berry Pacifica Foundation Chair July 1999 - Wang Jun Chinese Kapitalist Kingpin June 1999 - Lou Pearlman Bubble Gum Pop Mephistopheles May 1999 - Monsanto Korporate Chemical Giant Volume 2 Beasts  April 1999 - William Cohen U.S. Secretary of Defense March 1999 - Rudy Giuliani New York Mayor February 1999 - Y2K Millennium Bug Madness January 1999 - Lee Raymond Exxon Chairman and Chief Executive December 1998 - Congressman Henry Hyde Two-Faced GOP Leader November 1998 - Reverend Fred Phelps "Christian" Minister, Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas October 1998 - Charles Hurwitz Financial Swindler & Ecological Terrorist September 1998 - Peckergate Klintonian Sex Scandal August 1998 - Rick Kaplan CNN President July 1998 - Richard Mellon Scaife Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Kingpin June 1998 - President Suharto Indonesian Genocidal Dictator May 1998 - Jerry Springer Trash TV Talk Show Host Volume 1 Beasts   April 1998 - The U. S. Department of Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration Government "Watchdogs" March 1998 - Dan Rather CBS "News" Anchorman February 1998 - Emma, Geri, Mel B, Mel C, & Victoria The Spice Girls January 1998 - James Kallstrom Chief FBI "Investigator", TWA Flight 800 December 1997 - Terrance Gainer Illinois State Police Director November 1997 - Jiang Zemin Totalitarian Chinese President October 1997 - Queen Elizabeth II International Crime Syndicate Figurehead September 1997 - Cassini Space Probe NASA Mad Scientist Project August 1997 - Jerry Ceppos Editor, The San Jose Mercury News July 1997 - U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel Michael Aquino High Priest, Temple of Set June 1997 - Phil Knight CEO, The Nike Corporation May 1997 - Dr. Louis Jolyon "Jolly" West CIA "Cult Expert" and Brainwasher   About the Beast of the Month

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