Why are you so down on the guy???
It's very unseemly to kick a man when he's DEAD.
Well, Richard, it's a nasty job, but somebody has to do it. Do you think I like being the one who has to point out what a dumbass John-John was? Do you think I like being the one who had to point out that Mother Teresa was a fraud? Well I don't.
OK, I'm lying. I REALLY, REALLY do enjoy it.
But seriously, I must say that few have been rewarded as much as I have from the Kennedy family tragedy, so much that it's amazing I'm not a suspect in one of those wacky internet conspiracy theories. (Man, where do these people come up with this shit?)
Still, to the credit of those internet investigators, they keep on coming up with some interesting facts to back up the claim of a supposed John-John conspiracy.
The Konformist official position remains that JFK, Jr. was too much of a dumbass to be worth being killed by the power structure. Having said that, here are some theories and evidence that are contrary to that, and other amusing bits. Stay tuned.
Much credit must go to The Konformist friend Ru Mills of the Rumor Mill News Agency ( http://www.rumormillnews.com ). Please visit her site and join her mailing list to get the latest goods from dear Ru.
What could be in better taste than jokes inspired by a recent death?
By John Shirley
By Kenn Thomas
John Quinn On John-John:
From Sherman Skolnick:
Kirby The Konspiracy Boy Says, "I NEED 2 KONFORM!!!"