The Konformist

KON4M 99
July 1999

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New Konformist Ikons

We at The Konformist have long had the attitude of adapt or die. That being the case, as sad as we are to see Kirby the Konspiracy Boy go, it is time to move on.

Here are six new Konformist ikons, all vying for the title of chief mascot. You'll be see a lot more of these six in the near future, and if you start searching the site, you'll discover that they pop up in the darndest places.

Ikon Number One

Bippy

What can we say? Bippy is the happy-go-lucky new face for the more upbeat, cheerful version of The Konformist that is in the works thanks to market studies. Who's worried about konspiracies? Have a nice day!!

Ikon Number Two

Kommander Kewl

Kommander Kewl is Bippy's brother, the hard-drinking, wild-living younger sibling who is an embarrassment to the family. Think of Mr. Kewl as a Billy to Jimmy Carter, or a Roger to Bill Klinton.

Ikon Number Three

Horus

Horus has been around for quite awhile. He sees all.

Ikon Number Four

Eris

Eris has been around quite a bit as well. She has a popular underground religion based on her.

Ikon Number Five

Eyes

Eyes are the twin children of Horus and Eris. They're still growing.

Ikon Number Six

Mr. Skull

Mr. Skull is a good friend of George Bush, so we really don't trust him. But he does look kind of cool.

 

Well, there they are. Be ready for The Konformist Happy Meals coming soon, and collect them all!

Oh No! They've Killed Kirby!!

Kirby Kill Konspiracy Theories

Thoughts on Kirby

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