Here are six new Konformist ikons, all vying for the title of chief mascot. You'll be see a lot more of these six in the near future, and if you start searching the site, you'll discover that they pop up in the darndest places.
What can we say? Bippy is the happy-go-lucky new face for the more upbeat, cheerful version of The Konformist that is in the works thanks to market studies. Who's worried about konspiracies? Have a nice day!!
Kommander Kewl is Bippy's brother, the hard-drinking, wild-living younger sibling who is an embarrassment to the family. Think of Mr. Kewl as a Billy to Jimmy Carter, or a Roger to Bill Klinton.
Horus has been around for quite awhile. He sees all.
Eris has been around quite a bit as well. She has a popular underground religion based on her.
Eyes are the twin children of Horus and Eris. They're still growing.
Mr. Skull is a good friend of George Bush, so we really don't trust him. But he does look kind of cool.
Well, there they are. Be ready for The Konformist Happy Meals coming soon, and collect them all!
Kirby The Konspiracy Boy Says, "I NEED 2 KONFORM!!!"