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(Not That There's Anything Wrong With That) COME ON, LOOK AT THE GUY!!!
XXXXX KONFORMIST REPORT XXXXX SUN AUG 31 1998 XXXXX
MUST CREDIT ROBERT STERLING & THE KONFORMIST!!!
MATT DRUDGE MAKES RICHARD SIMMONS LOOK STRAIGHT!!!
Rumors are rampant that Matt Drudge is gay, thus explaining the facts that he is: a) single; b) residing in Hollywood; c) meticulously neat and well-dressed, and d) usually seen wearing a dandy hat of some sort for no apparent reason.
Of course, we have no proof (at least, not yet), and it could be a false rumor going around by those who desire malice upon him (I suppose it's possible, although, come on, LOOK AT THE GUY!!) This would make it highly irresponsible to repeat the "rumors". But hey, who are we to have higher journalistic standards than Matt Drudge? Which leads us to the main question of this special section (since Matt Drudge's blatant homosexuality really isn't in question): What do we hate most about Matt Drudge? Is it that his reporting is completely reckless and sensational? Is it that he is a false option, and rather than being an enemy of the media establishment, he secretly wants to join it? Or is it just that his site is just more popular than The Konformist? In any case, here is a special section dedicated to destroying Matt Drudge, including revealing a "secret" that should be obvious to anyone that has seen the guy: HE'S A NANCY BOY!!! DRUDGE ON DRUDGE "There is a God-complex to the Internet that attracts a lot of obsessive personalities. They become all-knowing. You can become a sociopath if you're not aware." [Matt Drudge, Los Angeles Times Magazine, 16 August '98]
Matt Drudge: Gay Outlaw Biker From Hell!!!
To be fair to Matt Drudge, here is a link to The Drudge Report. Let him know The Konformist referred you! Here's another pro-Drudge piece via interview: http://www.penthousemag.com/promo/drudge/ Matt Drudge: The Most Dangerous Journalist in America From Penthouse, a magazine Matt Drudge obviously doesn't read.
Here are some other Drudge Slam sites: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/drudge1.html The Smoking Gun takes on Matt Drudge
http://aprilfools.infospace.com/FameSignup.htm?ProductSnippet=/af/dredgesu.snp Dredge Report - feature a friend in the infamous Dredge Report.
Drudge Retort - Parody of Drudge Report
http://conk.com/world/atemyballz/matt.htm
http://www.simpleton.com/19971114.html
http://bobsfridge.com/sludge.html
Smudge Report - Al Smudge is a media watchdog crusading for truth, justice, and a cape that doesn't make him look too fat. |
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