Conspire: Literally, to breathe together.
If there is any rule of technological advancement that is universally true, it is this: a technology is succesful when someone figures out how to get men to spend money using it while masturbating.
Needless to say, the internet is the most successful technological advancement in history. This section is part of the proof.
Welcome to The Konformist Konspiracy Girl of the Month, our section devoted to the girl we'd most love to breathe together with.
In this section, unfortunately, there will be no naked pictures. You'll have to turn to "Dr." Laura to get your rocks off in that capacity on this site. However, along with some nice bikini shots of our flavor of the month, there will often be links to other sites which will include such pictures, if you so choose to visit them.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the internet like it is supposed to be enjoyed. Rest assured that we at The Konformist already have.
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