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KON4M 99
March 1999
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From Dr. Strangelove (thanks to Elements of Persuasion in the Films of Stanley Kubrick for the following transcript.)
Ripper:
[with his arm around Mandrake]
"Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?"
Mandrake:
"No, Jack. I can't say that I have."
Ripper:
"Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?"
Mandrake:
"Well, I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes."
Ripper:
"On no account will a commie drink water? And not without good reason?"
Mandrake:
"I don't quite see what you're getting at, Jack."
Ripper:
"Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water, Mandrake. Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of the earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70% of you is water?"
Mandrake:
[nervously, beginning to suspect that Ripper really has flipped his noggin]
"Odd."
Ripper:
"And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids."
Mandrake:
"Yes."
Ripper:
"Are you beginning to understand?"
Mandrake:
[laughing pathetically]
"Yes."
Ripper:
"Mandrake. [hugs him closer] Mandrake, have you ever wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?"
Mandrake:
"Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes."
Ripper:
"Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation, fluoridation of water?"
Mandrake:
"Yes, I have heard of that, Jack, yes."
Ripper:
"Well, do you know what it is?"
Mandrake:
"No."
Ripper:
"Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous commie plot we have ever had to face?"
