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May 2004
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Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Since they are all so concerned about the "Homosexual Agenda", I thought it might be helpful to have a copy so I asked a friend of mine, who recently obtained a copy of the Homosexual Agenda directly from the Head Homosexual, if he would send me a copy. He did and now I am sharing it with all of you. I certainly hope it will assist you so that you will be prepared.....
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom or Neiman's)
12:00 pm Brunch
2:00 pm (1) assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government; (2) destroy all healthy marriages; (3) replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels; (4) bulldoze all houses of worship;(5) secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media; (6) be fabulous!
2:30 pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light Dinner (salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, grilled salmon and Pouilly Fuisse)
8:00 pm Theatre
10:30 pm "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
Wow - no wonder I am so tired...didn't realize I was working so hard!
:-)
"Indeed in nothing is the power of the Dark Lord more clearly shown than in the estrangement that divides all those who still oppose him."
-- Lord Of The Rings
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