This test consists of one (1) multiple-choice question (so you better get it right!)
Here's a list of the countries that the U.S. has bombed since the end of World War II, compiled by historian William Blum:
El Salvador 1980s
In how many of these instances did a democratic government respectful of human rights, occur as a direct result? Choose one of the following:
(d) not a one
(e) a whole number between -1 and +1
(The list doesn't include Iran and Chile, both of which the US didn't bomb but backed thuggish coups.)
But, hey, glad we're going to end our streak of mistakes by backing a government in Afghanistan that respects women and human rights, because as our track record clearly shows, we're quite concerned about that, far more than we are about relatively unimportant things like oil or natural resources.
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