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September 2003

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The land and buildings contained within the geographic area (tone) have been declared a federal emergency evacuation zone. Every person currently inhabiting the land and buildings contained within the evacuation zone area (tone) must evacuate by twelve o 'clock noon on (tone).

We have to look out for each other in order to survive. We all want to live. We need to take care of each other. Stay with the people that share your beliefs and your culture. Stay with your kind.

Please listen carefully to the following announcement. You will now be instructed where to find the identity recertification site for your racial and ethnic identity. If you are currently a member of a church, ministry or synagogue you should report to the appropriate identity recertification site for your religious affiliation. If you are not currently affiliated with a religious organisation, please listen to the following announcements and find the nearest federally mandated identity recertification site for your racial and ethnic identity.

The following announcement will list all the federally mandated racial and ethnic group identities. Listen for your racial and ethnic identity and the location of your gathering site. Identity classifications will also be given in the native tongue for non-english speaking individuals.

All White Christian Citizens of the United States Proceed to (tone)

All Black Christian Citizens of the United States Proceed to (tone)

All Jewish Citizens of the United States and Israeli non citizens Proceed to (tone)

All Hispanic, Mexican and South American Citizens of the United States and all all Hispanic, Mexican and South American Non Citizens Proceed to (tone)

All Western European Nationals and visitors from the European Union Proceed to (tone)

All Asian Citizens of the United States and all Asian Non Citizens Proceed to (tone)

All Arab citizens of the United States and all Arab non citizens Proceed to (tone)

All Indian citizens of the United States and all Indian non citizens Proceed to (tone)

All Pakistani citizens of the United States and all Pakistani non citizens Proceed to (tone)

All Eastern European Nationals and all Eastern European citizens of the United States Proceed to (tone)

All Indiginous Peoples Including Pacific Islanders, Caribbean and Native American United States citizens and non citizens Proceed to (tone)

 

Food, water and all that you will need to survive will be provided free of charge at the gathering site for your identity group. After your identity has been recertified, you increase the chances of locating missing family and loved ones. Make the effort. Find your kind.

When you arrive at the identity recertification site for your racial and ethnic identity, you will be asked to surrender any previously issued foms of identification. If you currently have in your possession drivers license, passport or birth certificate you will be processed more quickly. All applicants for identity recertification will be asked to supply a sample of DNA. This sample will most commonly be obtained in the form of a saliva specimen. The federal emergency response effort requires every person in the United States of America to have their identity recertified before the deadline. The deadline for identity recertification is (tone)

Unauthorized gatherings are prohibited by law enacted by the government of the United States as part of the Federal Emergency Response Effort. All unauthorized public gatherings will be dispersed by force. Proceed as quickly as possible to the gathering site for your racial and ethnic identity.

Looting is against the law. If you are caught in an attempt to steal anything of value, you put yourself at risk of being executed on the spot by any government official, member of the police, member of the military or the national guard. Under the provisions of the Federal Emergency Response Effort all domestic property has been declared to be in the public trust of the government of the United States of America. Looting is a capital offense. Looting will not help you survive. Do not steal.

The following information will address the assistance of nonviable victims. This announcement will concern matters of a graphic nature. It is important to understand that not all of us will survive this emergency. We must carefully determine who of us has the chance to survive, and who is suffering needlessly. A nonviable person is someone that can not survive. A nonviable person is someone that can not move independently, can not eat food and can not drink liquids. If someone in your care is a nonviable person then you have the moral obligation to help them. Due to the current federal emergency the government of the United States of America is unable to provide medical care for people that can not move, eat or drink on their own. The Federal Emergency Response Effort was created to help America through these difficult times. It is an act of mercy to assist anyone that is suffering needlessly. If you are unable to assist someone who is unlikely to survive, ask a soldier or government official to help you. The following is the recommended procedure to assist nonviable persons in your care. If you can, move the nonviable person to the nearest human remains removal site. Cover the nonviable person's head with a cloth or piece of cardboard. Pick up the heaviest object that you can lift - a rock or piece of concrete - and drop the rock from a height of at least three feet directly above the center of the nonviable person's head. Rocks and suitable objects can be found at all human remains removal sites. It is not necessary to look under the covering to determine if the nonviable victim is still alive. If you are unsure if you were successful in your assistance effort, adjust the head covering if necessary and drop the rock again. If you are only capable of lifting a small rock you may need to repeat the procedure until you feel that the nonviable person has been assisted to the best of your ability. Leave the body of the nonviable person for federal pick up and removal. Do not remain in the area. Move on to your gathering site.

 

Ever wonder why God allowed this to happen?

Major Patrick Eugene Bartlett, first chaplain of the United States Armed Forces.

God is not responsible for the acts of evil men. God can not prevent the enemy from committing evil deeds. God is just as shocked by these terrible events as you are, and God's heart is surely filled with sorrow. Now is not the time to turn from God. And God is here, waiting to help you. Everything has changed, but God is still here. God wants America to survive. God will help us through these uncertain days. Trust in God. Believe in God. Even if you haven't thought about Him for years, God has been waiting for you. Keep God in your heart, and trust in God's mercy. God will bless America again.

 

How can we survive this terrible event?

Major Patrick Eugene Bartlett, first chaplain of the United States Armed Forces.

America can only survive by joining together and supporting the Federal Emergency Relief Effort. This is not the time for distrust or dissent. If America is going to survive, we as Americans must put our petty differences aside and work together as one. America is strongest when we all work together toward a common goal. God will see to it that we as a strong nation will go on to see another, brighter day. God will bless America again.

 

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