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Those of us who are college basketball fans at The Konformist were delighted to see the University of Maryland win the NCAA championship. (Konformist editor Robert Sterling was born in Silver Spring, Maryland.) But one thing that caught our eye was U of M playmaker Steve Blake.
Blake, it turns out, looks suspiciously like alleged Oklahoma City bomber Little Timmy McVeigh.
We suspect Timmy wouldn't be hugging like this on his visits to Elohim City.
Curiously, there are reports in conspiracy circles of Timmy having doubles, in order to set him up as the scapegoat.
Blake is a fairly good three-point shooter, which would qualify him as a "mad bomber".
Likewise, Lee Harvey Oswald had doubles of himelf which were used to set him up.
In fact, some people believe that Oswald was part of some bizarre CIA cloning operation.
Which leads to the question: is Steve Blake part of a diabolical CIA operation? And how does this effect the Terrapins' chances to repeat?
We're not sure, but here is a page dedicated to The Konformist new favorite college basketball star and Illuminati scapegoat lookalike.
Steve Blake Stats 2001-02
Offensive Rebound: 20
Defensive Rebounds: 117
Total Rebounds: 137
Personal Fouls: 72
Field Goals Made: 91
Field Goals Attempted: 238
Field Goal Percentage: .382
3 Point Field Goals Made: 44
3 Point Field Goals Attempted: 128
3 Point Field Goal Percentage: .344
Free Throws Made: 61
Free Throws Attempted: 74
Free Throw Percentage: .824
Season Point High: 21
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