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In order to sufficiently memorialize the death of Democracy in the U.S.A. as spelled out recently by the Supreme Court, I propose the construction of what will become known as the Tomb of the Unknown Voters, to be located in the heart of Disneyworld in Florida. As a part of the closing ceremonies of the monument's completion, the Ryder truck that futilely carried the uncounted votes to and fro in Florida will be decorated as a hearse and driven to the site and then solemnly sealed in the tomb to the accompaniment of a Marine Corp. Bugler playing Taps. Admission fee will be charged to the memorial.
For a nominal surcharge, visitors can guard the Tomb of the Unknown Voters for fifteen minutes each, 24 hours a day. However, in order to ensure the dignity of the memorial site for generations to come, a clause will be worked into the Disney World lease that the contents of the tomb, for the next thousand years, cannot be exhumed and examined by Democratic forensic pathologists or other political Paparazzis at large.
