The Konformist

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September 2000

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Nixon & Klinton Compared

 

Major Scandal during their presidency....

Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Waterbed

 

The President's biggest fear....

Nixon: The Cold War

Clinton: The Cold Sore

 

Complaints toward the President.....

Nixon: Carpet-Bombing

Clinton: Carpet-Burns

 

Their Vice-Presidents...

Nixon: His was Greek

Clinton: His is a Geek.

 

Presidential qualities.....

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.

Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

 

Things the President couldn't explain....

Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes

Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

 

Presidential Nicknames....

Nixon: Tricky Dick

Clinton: Slick Willy

 

and finally, Presidential excuses....

Nixon: I am not a crook

Clinton: I didn't get in her nook

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